JOKES, GAMES AND PUZZLES
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THERE'S SOME JOKES BELOW, BUT FIRST A TRICKY PUZZLE... Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.
A FEW JOKES TO KEEP YOU LAUGHING
Brother: Did you just take a shower? Sister: Why, is there one missing?
Brother: Oh dear, what happened to you? Sister: I fell off when I was out riding. Brother: Horseback? Sister: I don't know until I get back to the stables.
Why did your sister take her bicycle to bed? Because she didn't want to walk in her sleep!
Mum: Sue, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there is only one. Why? Sue: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm giving you for your birthday? Mum: No dear, what? Helena: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've already got a nice teapot. Helena: No you haven't.. I've just dropped it!
Cookery Teacher: Now then children, what are the best things to put in a fruit cake? Suzie: Please Miss, teeth!
Here's one from Samantha... Why was the mushroom popular with the girls? Because he was a fun gi!
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